17 hilariously late excuses that will make you laugh

Are you always running late? Do people often ask you where you were "five hours ago?" If so, don't worry - you're not alone. Many people are chronically late for one reason or another. In this blog post, we will discuss five of the most common excuses for being late and offer some tips on how to overcome them.

If you're always running late, try using one of these excuses next time:

"My dog ate my car keys."

"I got lost on the way here."

"My kid soiled himself."

"My alarm clock decided to go on strike"

"Not gonna lie... I fell asleep in the shower."

"I had a flat tire."

"My Tesla ran out of gas."

"I'm a night owl."

"The elevator decided it wanted me to stay longer."

"I was waiting for this shirt too dry."

"This is why we have zoom."

"My mother in law wouldn't stop talking."

"Always remember it's better to arrive late than arrive ugly."

"Fashionably Late."

"My leg fell asleep for another hour."

"I had to wait for it to go down."

"I’m not late, I’m just early for tomorrow."

Do you have any other funny excuses for being late? Share them with us in the comments below! And don't forget to check out our "Sorry I'm Late" T-shirt design - it's the perfect way to apologize for your tardiness! Order yours today and wear it with pride. (Or use it as a Funny Excuse for being late next time!)