Top 10 Fishing Jokes | BrieflyFunny

Looking for a few good fishing jokes to help you pass the time on your next fishing trip? Look no further! In this blog post, we have compiled a list of the top 10 fishing jokes for 2022. We hope you enjoy them!

1. Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide.

2. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the frying pan and into the river. #fishingjokes

3. If I Tell You I'll Go Fishin' Will You Leave Me Alone?

4. How can you tell if a fish is thirsty? It starts looking for water.

5. What's the difference between a fishing boat and a woman? 

Fishing boats don't talk back. You can tell them what to do and they'll do it without complaint. Women, on the other hand, often like to express their opinions.

6. What's the best way to cook catfish?  I, personally, like to cook catfish by creating a fake profile on a dating site and then lure the fish in with some sweet nothings. Once I have them close enough, I use my secret weapon—the catfish spike. It's a great way to cook catfish and it always results in a delicious meal!

7. How do you know when a fisherman is lying? When a fisherman is lying, his or her lips are moving.

8. How do you know a fisherman is fishing illegally? Dynamite

9. What's a fishermen's favorite color? Silver!

 If you’re looking to add a little humor to your fishing trip, look no further than our top 10 fishing jokes. We hope you enjoyed them! And don’t forget to check out our website for some funny fish gear that will make your next fishing trip even more enjoyable. Thanks for reading and have a great time on the water!